One day I asked my 5 yo dd if she needed a bath and she replied, "I don't smell like anything but sweetness."
Went to target for school supplies today. Are you kidding me??? Why in hell does she need 4 boxes of crayons, 4 bottles of glue, and 20 freaking No. 2 pencils? She hasn't used that much in the 5 years she's been on this earth for pete's sake.
I love this time of year. Especially when the rubber band man shows up on tv.